“You can’t
blame people for having a dream.
It’s just those
who don’t have a plan B you feel pity for.”
Despite
some who will protest to the contrary, it must be every woman’s dream to track
down a rich and famous man who can give her the dream ticket to a perceived
fairytale life. The MTV lifestyle, fast
cars, a six bedroom mansion, open credit card shopping sprees, glamour parties,
and an alarm clock that never goes off in the morning. All this whilst her female friends are
grinding it out during another boring day in the office, with a husband or
boyfriend who doesn’t inspire them to return to. There’s little wonder, with all this slapped
in front of their faces from media promotion, that so many women have a look on
their face that would suggest they have just been slapped by a big wet kipper.
However,
for some of them it is not so much of a daydream as much as a conceivable
reality. Or is it? For the most physically attractive of women, and
I mean the top 0.2%, the visions they see on TV and in magazines may be within
their grasp.
Make
no mistake about it, famous men, whether it is on an international, national or
more local level, can take their pick of almost any woman out there. I say almost, because one particular man in
this category may not be able to secure a woman already taken by his better
looking, richer, more famous and powerful rival. But all this man would have to do is go to
the next hot woman. And this kind of
leads me onto the pronounced obvious occurrence: famous men can select the
hottest of women, pretty much like the richest sports clubs will purchase the
most talented players. But in the sheer
supply and demand field, it isn’t so straight forward to say this is also the
case for all of the hot women.
It
always amuses me when I see archives from the wives of English top league
footballers some 25 years ago in comparison to today’s equivalents. Allowing for the evolution of cosmetic
enhancement and fashion, very few of the females from yesteryear were of second
glance material. Dare I say it, some of
them were even quite rough looking who I wouldn’t touch with yours. Fast forward time and I barely see any
Premiership footballer involved in the modern game who isn’t accompanied by one
of the hottest women. Outrageous
salaries, fame and high profile go without saying to be the main pulling
points. Although only a small percentage
of these sports stars are facially good looking per se, the natural requirement
for height and physique from the contemporary demands elevate their overall
physical attractiveness too. For women,
the motivations are clear. An easy life,
limitless money to spend and validation of self-importance manifest as an
existence that surpasses a big lottery win.
The lottery win is only money. A
life with a famous star also leverages her ego.
As
a regular good looking guy who makes no apology in attaining natural
predilections for the best looking women, I went through a short phase of being
obsessed in thinking every one of these girls would be with one of these kinds
of rich and famous men. But with more
thought put towards the whole concept, in combination with firm observations,
in retrospect I needn’t have been anywhere near as concerned as I was. Don’t get me wrong, if I was in a relationship
with an excessively beautiful woman who was being propositioned by a high
profile guy of this type, I would have no choice but to step aside on nearly
any given occasion. This may seem like a
cop out, but there’s no point fighting it if she showed apparent interest. No amount of male physical attractiveness,
personality, charisma and interaction strategy could prevent her temptations to
the lure of this life. But as I will
explain in numbers terms, this is a dilemma of remote possibility.
Take
a look and digest the below figures:
DCFC Players
|
25
|
|||
Associated male celebs
(if any) / other sports stars of repute
|
5
|
|||
Assumed 10 DCFC
players married or "committed" with hot woman
|
10
|
|||
Total famous &
rich local men
|
20
|
|||
Population from 2012
|
||||
Amber Valley Borough
|
122,700
|
|||
Bolsover District
(76,400 population)
|
38,200
|
Taken as 50% due to
half Nottingham
|
||
Derbyshire Dales
District (53,475 population)
|
53,475
|
Allowed 75%, as 25%
other cities
|
||
Erewash Borough
(122,800 population)
|
61,400
|
50% as Ilkeston/Long
Eaton as Notts
|
||
High Peak Borough
(91,100 population)
|
45,550
|
Allowed 50%
|
||
North East Derbyshire
District (99,300 population)
|
Not classed, as nearer
South Yorks
|
|||
South Derbyshire
District (96,000 population)
|
72,000
|
75% due to some in
Burton-on-Trent
|
||
Derby City
|
250,600
|
|||
Total Derby City &
others as above
|
643,925
|
|||
Not included
Chesterfield, NE Derbyshire, 50% of Bolsover, 25% of Derbyshire Dales
District,
|
||||
50% of High Peak
Borough, 25% of South Derbyshire or 50% of Erewash Borough
|
||||
%
|
||||
UK Population 2012
|
63,047,162
|
|||
UK Female Population
2012
|
31,736,428
|
50.34%
|
||
UK Male Population
2012
|
31,310,734
|
49.66%
|
||
Derby City &
surrounding area Female Population
|
324,136
|
|||
Hot women in Derby
City & area (ratio of 1 in every 504 UK females)
|
643
|
|||
% chance of Hot woman
locating famous & rich local man
|
3.11%
|
|||
Cute women in Derby
City & area (ratio of 1 in every 56 UK females)
|
5788
|
|||
% chance of Cute woman
locating famous & rich local man
|
0.35%
|
|||
The
numbers
This
analysis is taken from my local city of Derby and its relative surrounding
areas. It is important to allow for the
areas in the vicinity as Derby would be the nearest major destination these
inhabitants would select for occupations, shopping trips, nights out or overall
social gatherings. As you can see, I
have allowed certain percentage reductions for districts bordering other
counties. The female/male split is based
on the same UK percentages from 2012 population statistics. In the case of Derby, the only true high
profile men are Derby County Football Club first team playing staff. Out of the 25, I have gone on the basis that
10 of these men will already be involved with hot women. Remember that many players sign for a club
from another city and bring their current hot female partner. This is far from saying they will not “play
away” with other women on many instances, but apart from an ego boost, this is
no profit to a female seeker. The whole
point is to lock him down and reap the longer term rewards. Although I don’t know of any, I’ve thrown in
5 additional male celebrities for good measure.
If anybody has the inclination to challenge me on these numbers then
they are more than welcome. The numbers
will not be far out.
I
have then taken my own designed “Hot Girl To Hot Guy Ratio” figures to
ascertain the quantity of hot women from this area. This figure (1 hot woman out of every 504
females) gives a total of 643 hot women in the Derby and surrounding area. From my visits to other UK cities, I wouldn’t
say that, as a ratio, Derby is particularly high or low on against the
average. Push me to an answer and I’d
say lower, but this would be negligible.
By the way, based on my visits to many European cities, the UK cute girl
percentages are significantly below the baseline impressiveness from Spain,
France, Germany, Portugal, Italy and Eastern Europe. But in my home country’s defence, the hottest
women here can live with the best of them.
I stand by this visual opinion: the hottest 0.2% of UK women can stand
up to any other country in the world.
It’s the tiers below (hence cute, average and ugly) of women who would
be seen as less alluring than the comparative European female counterparts.
Other
cities and their associated adjacent areas will have more, or less, famous
personnel. However, these cities will
naturally have aligned populations. Give
or take the odd city of lob-sided beauty or grotesqueness, the percentage of
hot and cute women will be similar to Derby.
With this in mind, application of these figures could be used on any
other place.
The
chances?
So
this is why it cannot be viewed upon as an easy task for a hot woman to land
her hook on a famous man’s neck. Some of
them are probably even seeing the odd WAG who is no more, or less, eye catching
than the mirror reflection.
Unfortunately ladies, like anything else it takes fortune of being in
the right place at the right time as well.
In essence, a 1 in 32 chance is not impossible, but it is far from
playing the game of averages. But given
an opportunity with no other aesthetically pleasing women in sight, grab it
with both hands.
I’ve
also shown the cute women probabilities, because I know there are many women in
this segment who perhaps think, more in vain hope than true belief, that they
are hot. The only way to get an
objective grasp on this is to pin your mirror reflection up against the
perennial footballer’s trophy girl.
Granted, these lucky women will have time and money to optimize their
look that you can only imagine, and it may be that they are no more naturally
gifted than you. But if you are one of
these girls harboring ambitions of the next England superstar pulling up at
your house in his new Maserati, I’ll buy you a drink if you prove me wrong on a
1 in 321 (as you are also up against the hot girls) probability.
Strike
whilst the oven’s hot
It’s
worth pointing out that, if the 18 to 23 years of age dispute in respect to
women’s peak sexual value to men is ever put in doubt, maybe a Google search on
when the vast majority of these famous men met their current partners would be
a worthwhile exercise. My hunch tells me
it is between this age range. This is
why it is imperative women must strike when the oven is hot if they place
emphasis on locating the highest calibre man possible over and above anything
else life offers. However, unlike
regular women, females belonging to the rich and famous men often go on to look
even better in their late 20s or early 30s than their younger self of years
before. Needless to say, this is because
the money and time offers them a route to this luxury.
But
even in the world outside of celebrities or high profile, if women do live the
right way they can, in my opinion, look more pleasing to the eye as they
develop through to their mid 20s. Occasionally
(and I mean occasionally), women can even preserve their optimum look into
their late 20s, but these visions are few and far between. These women are also usually more personable
human beings. Only a select few get
there, because they take a different path, life stresses take the toll, or
sexual evolution overpowers the endeavours.
It’s a balancing act, because women want marriage and kids before they
reach their potential beauty slide. This
choice or decision stops them from ever getting there.
Men
should take note in the fortune that they should be able to look physically
better in their early 30s than in their 20s.
Again, on rare instances you will find men who stretch this luxury into
their mid to late 30s. For not
dissimilar reasons to women, not many of them get there. The fear of loneliness takes them to a life
that lives alone, even though not in a literal manner. Once a man commits to a woman, it never stops
to amaze me how many of them no longer look after their physique or look. Many men let themselves go in order to please
their woman in dedicating all time to her.
Some of them think she will never leave once they are fully
committed. Then poof, all that reliance
on one person can be gone in a blink, and he has to start all over again. He’d have been better off looking after his
own welfare and putting himself first. Life is never easy, is it?
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